Try to read this. I'm sure you can....very interesting.

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! . lol

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!و أنــا كــمــــــان

بعد سقوط بغداد..ليثبت بوش للعالم أنه من محبي السلام دعا كل رؤساء العالم لمباراة كرة قدم على ضفاف نهر دجلة منهم بلير والرئيس مبارك

أثناء المباراة سقطت الكرة في الماء..

فنادى بوش على أحد جنود "المارينز" ليحضر الكرة من الماء

:فرفض وقال لبوش

لا يمكن أن أقفز ... النهر ممكن يكون مليان تماسيح و أنا عندي زوجة و أطفال عايز أربيهم

فنادى بلير على أحد جنود "ذئاب الصحراء" ليحضر الكرة من الماء

: فرفض وقال لبلير

لا يمكن أن أقفز ... النهر ممكن يكون مليان تماسيح و أنا عندي زوجة و أطفال عايز أربيهم

هنا نادى الرئيس مبارك على أحد جنوده ليحضر الكرة من الماء ..فقفز على الفور في المياه و صارع كل تماسيح دجلة و خرج سريعاً بالكرة للرئيس

وعند خروجه جرى نحوه كل الصحفيين الرسميين لسؤاله عن سر هذه الشجاعة و الجرأة رغم وجود كل هذه التماسيح فرد و قال
"!!!!!!!!!! و أنا كمان عندي زوجة و أطفال عايز أربيهم"

Vocabulary-Manual

in non-alphabetic order
nor any logic order .

Vocabulary-Manual
for
the Middle East Reporters
and the so-called experts/advisers/annalists

Judaism :
a license to claim religious exclusivity
and racial supremacy

Zionism :
a license to steal Palestine

Semite :
a license to call Abraham " grandfather"

Israeli :
a license to use and keep the stolen Land

Holocaust :
a license to endlessly keep on milking out sympathies
and national-guilt

Revisionism :
a license to investigate all the above mentioned licences

Anti-Semite :
originally someone who hated the European-Jews ,
but nowadays it is someone that the Jews,themselves, hate him.

Anti-Arab :
any Colonialist , any Imperialist
and all the Zionists

Anti-Terrorist :
anyone.......
provided he knows who is the real-Terrorist.

Suicide Bomber :
someone committing suicide in public,
and sharing his fate
with his own oppressors.

Liberation of Iraq :
Occupation and robbery of Iraq
and later dividing it

New World Order :
Cheap Oil out of castrated-regimes

Evacuation from Gaza :
surrounding of Gaza to suffocate it

The Road-Map :
another trick to loose one decade.

The Promised Land :
Palestine , promised by Balfour to Rottshild .
originally a promise ,
by God to an Iraqi and his wife
just to go and meet Jesus in Palestine

The Land of Israel :
stolen and occupied Palestinian-lands

Occupied Palestinian-land :
not yet stolen-land , by the Israelis
otherwise known as the West-Bank, and Gaza.

Democracy in the Arab World:
a chain of subordinated-Arab-regimes
holding now and then an election or two
just for the International Press....

Peace in the Middle East :
the total hegemony of Israel



Raja Chemayel
linguistic-expert competing with the Oxford Dictionary

19-10-05